Me: I’m sorry this doesn’t make any sense. close the book?
Friend: Closing a book is what you do when you’ve read it all the way through. I was unaware that you could close it prior to that… 😉
Me: I had no clue! What a strange concept, why would any one want to do that?
Friend: I have no idea.
Me: I guess its one of those mysteries we will never figure out like the Lock Ness Monster or Big Foot or why the hell Kristen Stewart can’t keep her mouth closed.